Quotes About Relationship

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.

I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend.

I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers.

My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.

I really like Rafer Alston. We get along great. We have a lot of fun times together that I can't share with you guys.

From my dad ... I think we have a similar sense of humor. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing, but I think he's funny!

I know it's hard on her. If I don't tell her she'll kill me." He pauses. "That was supposed to be funny.

With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.

I have trouble saying hu ... hu ... husband.

My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with my family, I definitely share one with her - we find the same things funny.

I sure do miss that woman. Smart. Funny. Sweet. She never gave me a moment's trouble." "Gosh, I'm sorry about that. I knew it was boring between you two, but not that bad.

Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long, we're like Oprah and Gale. Only we're not denying anything.

Mother, you have my father much offended.

She has to agree to have me. It could take some time, but I'm confident I can trick her into it.

A relationship is likely to last way longer, if each partner convinces or has convinced themselves that they do not deserve their partner, even if that is not true.

Daemon pressed his forehead against mine. "Oh, I still want to strangle you. But I'm insane. You're crazy. Maybe that's why. We just make crazy together.

Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. "Hey, Dark Princess? Here's your crap. Also, bite me.

Not one word, " Kel warned. "Tobe and I have reached an understanding." Neal's lips twitched. "Why do I feel you did most of the understanding.

Does it hurt?"He bent his head and lightly kissed her forehead. "Only when I laugh.""I'll try not to be funny.""Epic fail, beautiful.

Please. If you were mostly dead in the middle of the road I'd obviously stop. And then I'd watch you die."Kate to Will

You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed.

I… have an unnatural fondness for him, Duchess. One might even say that I love him. As a man should love a woman, really." "Well, I would imagine the mechanics of that would be different.

I never hear about dear Mike. I wrote Ellen Greene and asked about him and she replyed and never mentioned Mike but told me all about her roomatism. As if I cared about her roomatism.

Audrey turned to him, a sly little spark hiding in her eyes. "THe only man who gets to call me'love' would be waking up next to me after a very, very fun n