Quotes About Relationship

If variety if the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam

More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

You don't have to be married to have a good friend as your partner for life.

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder

All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love

Marriage is like a fort, those who are in want out, those who are out want in.

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

I am marrying her because I love her.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.

Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.

Sometimes I think [my husband] is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be.

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.

If you want to marry wisely, marry your equal

They asked her (Ruth Graham) did she ever think about divorce and she said, 'No, I've never thought of divorce in all these 35 years of marriage, but,' she said, 'I did think of murder a few times

Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.

Marriage is a very good thing, but I think it's a mistake to make a habit out of it.

Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence

All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any marriage run smoothly: You know dear, you may be right

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Marriage is miserable unless you find the right person that is your soulmate and that takes a lot of looking.