Quotes About Relationship

A marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man.

To marry a woman who you love and who loves you is to lay a wager with her as to who will stop loving the other first

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred

Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal.

Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one

Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.

Always remember that the most important thing in a good marriage is not happiness, but stability.

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.

On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.

Husband and wife come to look alike at last

A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.

Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

There are four stages in a marriage. First there's the affair, then the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.

I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married.