Quotes About Engagement

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

Comedy is a great tool. We [comics] are trying to find ways to use humor to enlighten people without preaching to them.

If something is going to happen to me, I want to be there.

People come up to me and say, 'Emo, do people really come up to you?'

I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.

Sometimes when it looks like I'm deep in thought I'm just trying not to have a conversation with people.

I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.

A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, 'Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?' I said, 'All right, but we won't get much done.'

People are at their most mindful when they are at play. If we find ways of enjoying our work blurring the lines between work and play the gains will be greater.

I've got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved.

I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me. Then he said, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.' I said, 'I am.'

I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.

If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute -- Ive got to have them.

Here's a shock: An adult who still hangs out in skate parks is a bad parent.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Anybody with a good sense of humor is one-up on their competition. We respond to somebody who has the ability to make us laugh. It's a bonding influence.

The really important things are said over cocktails and are never done.

You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries. And a second later, you're like, 'Damn, I could have had a car.'

Humor is a terrific tool for explaining things, especially when what you're explaining is frightening or dull and complicated.

As young Americans, you have an important responsibility, which is to become good citizens.

A spoonful of humor makes the message go down easier.

When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

How can I die? I'm booked.