Quotes About Responsibility

Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace to the community.

Why should society feel responsible only for the education of children, and not for the education of all adults of every age?

Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too.

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock.

And it is not our part here to take thought only for a season, or for a few lives of Men, or for a passing age of the world.

Age: that period of life in which we compound for the vices that we still cherish by reviling those that we no longer have the enterprise to commit.

I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.

Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

There are no passengers on Spaceship Earth. We are all crew.

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend.

I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil.

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

You see, money's not everything in life is it? but it keeps you in touch with your children...

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.