Quotes About Responsibility

To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.

I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello, goodbye, and I'm pregnant.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.

We have a lot of kids who don't know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word.

Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

The mistake a lot of politicians make is in forgetting they've been appointed and thinking they've been anointed.

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.

Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

Never have more children than you have car windows.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.