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Quotes About Absurd

Art can't decide whether the War on Drugs is an obscene absurdity or an absurd obscenity. In either case, it's a tragic, bloody farce.
~ Don Winslow
Life is full of strange absurdities, which, strangely enough, do not even need to appear plausible, since they are true.
~ Luigi Pirandello
Life may be not only meaningless but absurd.
~ Thomas Nagel
I am interested only in "nonsense"; only in that which makes no practical sense. I am interested in life only in its absurd manifestations.
~ Daniil Kharms
Accreditation. The "doctorate of fine art." I've never heard something so stupid in my entire life.
~ Lawrence Weiner
I have to live my life. I have a family and I just think it's absurd to let other people influence the way you live.
~ Britney Spears
Life is just a plain bloody mess, that's all. And people are fools.
~ Athol Fugard
Dating in daylight was a completely preposterous affair, I had decided that morning. Dating stone-cold sober in the clear light of day was an absurd development.
~ Jenny Colgan
I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.
~ Jenny Eclair
Time's arrow is irreversible, because entropy cannot decrease of its own accord without violating the second law of thermodynamics. A reversible arrow would be like a movie run backward. The scenes in the movie are not impossible by the laws of classical mechanics, but they are patently absurd.
~ Jeremy Campbell
I'm wearing a diaper. Right now.
~ Jerry Stahl
Then they both laughed, because it was ludicrous to think that unicorns could be horrible in any way.
~ Jessica Day George
But the whole idea of knowledge, even, or especially, of oneself and one's own inner states, attained by direct contact and not dependent on theoretical and conceptual assumptions, is absurd.
~ Ernest Gellner
En esta guerra se hacen muchas tonterías —dijo Agustín—. En esta guerra la idiotez no tiene límites.
~ Ernest Hemingway
Prenez un cercle, caressez-le, il deviendra vicieux.
~ Eugene Ionesco
Når det kommer til stykket, er jeg ikke sikker på om De har moralsk rett til å blande dem i saken. Dessuten tror jeg fremdeles ikke det er noen fare på ferde. Etter min mening er det absurd å gå fra konseptene fordi om noen mennesker har fått lyst til å skifte ham. Det får bli deres egen sak. Det står enhver fritt for.
~ Eugene Ionesco
De ti se saca un pescador lo mismo que del culo de una cabra una trompeta.
~ Andrzej Sapkowski
If Geralt was pleased about anything, it was only that nobody could see him – for it was a truly ridiculous sight.
~ Andrzej Sapkowski
Es absurdo pensar que nuestras ideas pueden pasar de una generación a otra. Es igualmente absurdo asumir que nosotros vamos a ser capaces de descubrir intuitivamente la necesidad de cambio en nuestras propias organizaciones.
~ Andy Stanley
we must not blame our poor symbols if they take forms that seem trivial to us, or absurd, ... however paltry they may be; the nature of our life alone has determined their forms.
~ Angela Carter
The magnificence of such objects hardly pertains to the human. They live only in a world of icons and there they participate in rituals which transmute life itself to a series of grand gestures, as moving as they are absurd.
~ Angela Carter
We have never observed infinity in nature. Whenever you have infinities in a theory, that's where the theory fails as a description of nature. And if space was born in the Big Bang, yet is infinite now, we are forced to believe that it's instantaneously, infinitely big. It seems absurd.
~ Janna Levin
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
~ Steven Wright
Success is an absurd, erratic thing. She arrives when one least expects her and after she has come may depart again almost because of a whim.
~ Alice Foote MacDougall