Quotes About Absurd

Most of the time it is a good job and a good honour to fight against people's values, because most of the time people's values are irrational and absurd!

opened the cover and saw a crude drawing of a giant kitten chewing on several screaming farmers

Cadavers and spirits are human refuse, and they are absurdly difficult to dispose of properly. When someone dies, a small gang of specialists is required to remove and inter the body in such a way that it can always be located precisely at any time while preventing it from ever appearing again.

completely changed his strategy and approach, and started taking absurd decisions and tweeting outrageous declarations.

We stood facing each other, but it seemed absurd to shake hands, so we just smiled, like two strangers who had collided by accident.

Sometimes you can be very stupid!

The gentleman has eaten no small quantity of flapdoodle in his lifetime." "What's that, O'Brien?" replied I … "Why, Peter," rejoined he, "it's the stuff they feed fools on." —P. Simple, Marryat

Which was more fucked up than a one-legged nun doing power squats in a cucumber patch.

To be uncertain is to be uncomfortable, but to be certain is to be ridiculous. Proverb

It's worse than you can imagine. An idiot surrounded by clowns.

It was yet one more example, among his many now, of the comic-absurd, movielike politician who just says whatever is on his mind. Unmediated. Crazylike.

Only he who attempts the absurd is capable of achieving the impossible.

Nothing, in fact, is as universal or as ancient as the iniquitous and absurd; truth and justice, on the contrary, are the least universal, the youngest features in the development of human society.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

Bring out... The Comfy Chair!!!!

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

The very term 'public utility' … is an absurd one. Every good is useful 'to the public,' and almost every good … may be considered 'necessary.' Any designation of a few industries as 'public utilities' is completely arbitrary and unjustified.

Man lives in illusions in the comedy matrix of his absurd vices and paradoxical instincts.

Idol-centered worldviews not only fail to match the external world, they also collapse internally. They are self-refuting. The technical term is that they are self-referentially absurd, which means they propose a standard for truth that they themselves fail to meet.

Critics would tar feminism and spiritualism with the same brush, branding both movements as absurd flights of fancy an worse, contributors to the erosion of home and hearth.

what's life without a spice of stupidity

Creo que la epistemología creada por la televisión no sólo es inferior a la epistemología basada en la imprenta, sino que es peligrosa y absurda.

The arbitrary and meaningless tests to decide black from Coloured or Coloured from white often resulted in tragic cases where members of the same family were classified differently, all depending on whether one child had a lighter or darker complexion. Where one was allowed to live and work could rest on such absurd distinctions as the curl of one's hair or the size of one's lips.

En terwijl de trein me wegbracht, kwam ik terecht op planeten waar het altijd nacht is, op roltrappen waar geen einde aan komt en tussen echtgenotes die hun mannen doodslaan met bevroren lamsbouten. Dat was puur genot.