Quotes About Absurd

The tragedy of human life consists in our vain attempts to stretch the limits of things which can never become unlimited, to reach the infinite by absurdly adding to the rungs of the ladder of the finite.

It often happens that the real tragedies of life occur in such an inartistic manner that they hurt us by their crude violence, their absolute incoherence, their absurd want of meaning, their entire lack of style.

Being tired and not being able to fall asleep is just ridiculous.

Gli amori che sembrano assurdi certe volte sono i migliori.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

The supposed right of intolerance is absurd and barbaric. It is the right of the tiger; nay, it is far worse, for tigers do but tear in order to have food, while we rend each other for paragraphs.

Just like at Hirojima, when Pearl Harbor bombed the Germans!

When I was a kid, I read comics. But when I saw how funny it was, and how wonderfully absurd, I said, "You know, I gotta do this."

I don't try to be funny. It's just that I feel the world is a little bit absurd and off-kilter and I'm sort of reporting.

There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'

So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.

A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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We should sooner consider ourselves sinless before we ever consider Jesus sinful. As absurd as the former sounds, the latter is much more absurd.

I like bonkers!

What's that you say, girl? A foamy-mouthed kitty bit your ass and now you've gone mondo batshit?

Much like Ros's novels, then, The Room is remarkable for the way it seems to expose the absurd artifices of its form by getting everything about that form so flagrantly wrong. Wiseau's failure to achieve the clichés he seems to aim for at the level of plot, dialogue, and performance eventually starts to look like aesthetic subversion.

It's looks like someone slapped you in the face with a fruit roll-up or something!

I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.

I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all.

What do you have when you have an agent buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand.

I was once arrested for resisting arrest.