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Quotes About Absurd

And then his world turned into a pelting rain of flaming snot.
~ Lois McMaster Bujold
This is how the world ends, I think, everything crazy yet people doing normal things.
~ Louise Erdrich
I saw the Fall of Troy! World War Five! I was pushing boxes at the Boston Tea Party! Now I'm gonna die in a dungeon.... [disgustedly] in Cardiff!
~ Russell T. Davies
It takes a purely human courage to renounce the whole temporal realm in order to gain eternity, but this I do gain and in all eternity can never renounce—it is a self-contradiction. But it takes a paradoxical and humble courage to grasp the whole temporal realm now by virtue of the absurd, and this is the courage of faith.
~ Soren Kierkegaard
So the merman cannot belong to Agnes unless, after having made the infinite movement, the movement of repentance, he makes still one more movement by virtue of the absurd.
~ Soren Kierkegaard
Travel was pointless. It removed you from the place in which you had a meaning, and to which you gave meaning in return by dedicating your life to it, and it spirited you away into fairylands where you were, and looked, frankly absurd.
~ Salman Rushdie
mingling with the remains of the plane, equally fragmented, equally absurd, there floated the debris of the soul, broken memories, sloughed-off selves, severed mother tongues, violated privacies, untranslatable jokes, extinguished futures, lost loves, the forgotten meaning of hollow, booming words, land, belonging, home.
~ Salman Rushdie
The idea that any kind of free society can be constructed in which people will never be offended or insulted, or in which they have the right to call on the law to defend them against being offended or insulted, is absurd... The moment you say that an idea system is sacred, the moment you declare a set of ideas to be immune from criticism, satire, derision, or contempt, freedom of thought becomes impossible.
~ Salman Rushdie
Do you know what you have done, wise as you are? I have waited a month, which means I have suffered a month. I hoped-man is such a poor and miserable creature-I hoped, for what? I don't know: something unimaginable, absurd, senseless, a miracle...but what? God alone knows, for it was He who diluted our reason with that madness called hope.
~ Alexandre Dumas
You talk like a noodle, my friend.
~ Alexandre Dumas
There are no dangers, there are only obstacles. I've found that word in all languages, but I've never understood it, and, if I were king, I'd have it deleted as absurd and useless.
~ Alexandre Dumas
No one realized that it was the inhuman and absurd discipline imposed on him at this boarding school, where he spent eight years of his life, that completely exhausted his physical and mental energies.
~ Alice Miller
T}here is a point at which even grief feels absurd. And at this point, laughter gushes up to retrieve sanity.
~ Alice Walker
ABSURDITY, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
~ Ambrose Bierce
Having fucked the groom is really no excuse for missing a wedding, you know.
~ Joe Abercrombie
He who wishes to exert a useful influence must be careful to insult nothing. Let him not be troubled by what seems absurd, but concentrate his energies to the creation of what is good. He must not demolish, but build. He must raise temples where mankind may come and partake of the purest pleasure.
~ Johann von Goethe
The workman of today works every day in his life at the same tasks, and this fate is no less absurd. But it is tragic only at the rare moments when it becomes conscious.
~ Albert Camus
If the existence of human beings leads to nothing, what is all this comedy about?
~ Camille Flammarion
It's just a crazy damned life, that's all.
~ Sara Gruen
It was previously a question of finding out whether or not life had to have a meaning to be lived. It now becomes clear on the contrary that it will be lived all the better if it has no meaning
~ Albert Camus
Life might just be an absurd, even crude, chain of events and nothing more.
~ Haruki Murakami
The more absurd life is, the more insupportable death is.
~ Jean-Paul Sartre
At my age one's seldom amazed," he said, smiling. "Marriage is too absurd in any case. It begins and continues for such very slight reasons. The social business props it up on one side, and the theological business on the other, but neither of them are marriage, are they? I've friends who can't remember why they married, no more can their wives. I suspect that it mostly happens haphazard, though afterwards various noble reasons are invented. About marriage I am cynical.
~ E.M. Forster
I'm covered in bees!
~ Eddie Izzard