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Quotes About Absurd

Consider the fiddlesticks!
~ Arthur Conan Doyle
optimism, where it is not just the thoughtless talk of someone with only words in his flat head, strikes me as not only absurd, but even a truly wicked way of thinking, a bitter mockery of the unspeakable sufferings of humanity.
~ Arthur Schopenhauer
although the absurd, as a rule, predominates, and it seems impossible that the voice of the individual can ever penetrate through the chorus of the befooling and the befooled, there yet remains to the genuine works of every age a quite peculiar, silent, slow, and powerful influence...
~ Arthur Schopenhauer
It's odd how those who dismiss the peace movement as Utopian proffer the most absurdly dreamy reasons for war.
~ Arundhati Roy
De repente, los comunistas se encontraron en la extraordinaria posición, que los críticos calificaron de absurda, de tener que gobernar a un pueblo y al mismo tiempo fomentar la revolución.
~ Arundhati Roy
Not crazy in a 'let's paint the kitchen bright red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwich, I am God' sort of way. Gone were the days when she would stand on the deck lighting lemon-scented candles without then having to eat the wax.p28
~ Augusten Burroughs
He likes things that make sense, and this word explains everything he knows about me. It makes perfect sense. Unless you don't know me, in which case it's delusional, irrational, and absurd.
~ Augusten Burroughs
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. —VOLTAIRE
~ Stacy Schiff
On Dr. Strangelove ]: My idea of doing it as a nightmare comedy came in the early weeks of working on the screenplay. [...] What could be more absurd than the very idea of two mega powers willing to wipe out all human life because of an accident, spiced up by political differences that will seem as meaningless to people a hundred years from now as the theological conflicts of the Middle Ages appear to us today?
~ Stanley Kubrick
Music, in the precision of its form and the mathematical tyranny of its laws, escapes into an eternity of abstraction and an absurd sublime that is everywhere and nowhere at once.
~ Stephen Fry
God wiped snot out of his nose and that was you.
~ Stephen King
he looked to her like an absurd twentieth-century Hamlet, an indecisive figure so mesmerized by onrushing tragedy that he was helpless to divert its course or alter it in any way.
~ Stephen King
Deduce is absurd and dangerous
~ Stephen King
The thought that grieving for a fictional character was absurd did more than cross his mind during his tossings and turnings. For grieving was exactly what he was doing, of course.
~ Stephen King
I realize that something that was growing inside of me for some time ... has matured: and it is the hate of civilization, the absurd image of people moving like locos to the rhythm of that tremendous noise that seems to me like the hateful antithesis of peace.
~ Jon Lee Anderson
in order to act freely, we must act by chance, which is absurd, and what no man will dare to avow.
~ Jonathan Edwards
Well, when you're being held at gunpoint by a geriatric madman in a metal skirt, you've kind of hit rock bottom anyway," George said. "It can't really get much worse.
~ Jonathan Stroud
It's an absurd request. Our minds, unedited by guilt or shame, are selfish and unkind, and the majority of our thoughts, at any given time, are not for public consumption, because they would either be hurtful or else just make us look like the selfish and unkind bastards we are.
~ Jonathan Tropper
I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.
~ Emo Philips
Voy a suicidarme, la comida de papá está en el horno.
~ Enrique Vila-Matas
Una tristeza absurda, porque no cree que sea la ausencia de la sombra la que esté provocándole ese bajón de ánimo, pero por otra parte no encuentra una explicación mejor.
~ Enrique Vila-Matas
We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.
~ Eoin Colfer
If we want to set out on the aruous search for the truth, we must all summon up the courage to leave the lines along which we have thought until now and as the first step begin to doubt everything that we previously accepted as correct and true. Can we still afford to close our eyes and stop up our ears because new ideas are supposed to be heretical and absurd?
~ Erich von Däniken
Mouse-brained fool
~ Erin Hunter