Quotes About Absurd

It was like an apple running for Congress, a bike rack wearing a bathing suit.

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.

To be interested in food but not in food production is clearly absurd.

Equality of power is an unstable condition; men are by nature unequal; and "he who seeks equality between unequals seeks an absurdity.

PM está excesivamente organizada y se basa en gran medida en una ineficiente burocracia absurda.

Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections.

Voytek is here, to fuck penguin.

What is like chemistry? Well. Life. It's an outrageous farce, Oliver, with an incompetent producer...

Oh, you stupid, if there's a right way and a wrong way, trust you to find the dumb way.

First, you know, a new theory is attacked as absurd; then it is admitted to be true, but obvious and insignificant; finally it is seen to be so important that its adversaries claim that they themselves discovered it.

The concept of the State implies the concept of war, for the essence of the State is power… That war should ever be banished from the world is a hope not only absurd, but profoundly immoral.

and then the other op-er-at-or told the formal in-stee-gay-tor that his suit could not be heard the very thought was quite absurd . . .

He never got a really proper look at them, but the situation told him it must be a swarming flock of vaginas that flew all around his head, biting him toothlessly on his ears and his cheeks and his neck.

Poked a juggling bear in the belly. Tried to toggle Tiny Tim's crutch sideways.

it ranked alongside having Vaseline smeared liberally around your ring by a guy with a sack full of ferrets.

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.

Feet in the Gravy

Life is fragile and absurd.

The victim's submission to utter senselessness becomes the defeat of sense. His obeisance to absurdity becomes the refutation of logic.

Life is not an orderly progression, self-contained like a musical scale or a quadratic equation... If one is to record one's life truthfully, one must aim at getting into the record of it something of the disorderly discontinuity which makes it so absurd, unpredictable, bearable.

We are convinced that believing in God is worthwhile. We thereby want to express the conviction that it is not death that has the last word but life; it is not the absurd but the full meaning in life that wins the day.

Everything was silent. Only man was awake in his misery, laboring in the sweat of his brow for the sake of this absurd existence that he passionately loves and despises in equal measure.

It would be absurd to maintain that Marxism was, so to speak, the efficient cause of present-day Communism; on the other hand, Communism is not a mere 'degeneration' of Marxism but a possible interpretation of it, and even a well-founded one, though primitive and partial in some respects.

British Petroleum said today that if this spill gets worse, they may have to start drilling for water.