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Quotes About Amusing

Do you mind cigar smoke," he mumbled. "Not at all," she murmured. He turned away from her but made no move to find a cigar. "Go ahead," she said. "As a matter of fact, I wish you'd smoke two cigars at the same time." "You must really like cigar smoke." "Not especially, but I think two cigars going at the same time would look awfully amusing.
~ Richard Condon
An amusing story? She jabs the call button as if poking an eye. She doesn't want an amusing story, she wants change, a break, not anecdotes. Her life has been stuffed with anecdotes, an endless string of the bastards, now she wants something to right for once. She wants success, or at least the hope of it.
~ David Nicholls
They were all helpless. They didn't ask to be born and they didn't ask to die. They were made to. But why, in between, did there have to be such pain? Perhaps humankind was more amusing that way. Perhaps they provided entertainment
~ David Seltzer
You're a big snorty pig." Theresa made some amazingly skillful snorting sounds at him. Kyle began making snorting sounds back. It was a snorting extravaganza the likes of which I'd never heard.
~ Jeff Strand
I have a dark sense of humor,' Fanny explained. 'What's that supposed to mean?' asked Honor. 'It means I'm funny once you get to know me,' Fanny said.
~ Allegra Goodman
I would like to do something modern and possibly funny.
~ Dan Stevens
My poor cooking is legendary among my friends.
~ Lesley Nicol
Yeah, I am fun loving. I do crack jokes at times too.
~ Rhea Chakraborty
Critics always get the lyrics wrong in reviews, which is amusing - especially when they use them against you.
~ Kurt Vile
If you want to cry, you're not going to like my books.
~ Janet Evanovich
I like some of my stuff not to be particularly funny. It's supposed to be amusing, entertaining or thought-provoking, like a curiosity. If you put it on in front of 500 people in the Odeon they wouldn't laugh. They shouldn't laugh.
~ Limmy
I left the table where there were important people and had lunch with my husband and a few friends. The reception was organised in my honour, so it was rather amusing.
~ Nana Mouskouri
If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic.
~ Richelle Mead
For the paranoids, this increases their paranoia, which they seem to enjoy. For a guerrilla ontologist like me, it increases my agnosticism, which I prefer to paranoia, because I find it more amusing and less depressing.
~ Robert Anton Wilson
It is amusing (or bemusing) to note that binary and I Ching are not only isomorphic to FW but also, as Martin Schoenberger has noted, to the genetic code. The full details are explained in Dr. Schoenberger's The I Ching and the Genetic Code; for our purposes here it is enough to note the following:
~ Robert Anton Wilson
itsy-bitsy-skitsy
~ Kim Harrison
You are such fun, Ms. Morgan. Watching you is like watching a five-year-old.
~ Kim Harrison
You guys are humming my balls, right?) ~ Finn
~ Kresley Cole
I believe I am not mistaken in saying that Christianity is a demanding and serious religion. When it is delivered as easy and amusing, it is another kind of religion altogether.
~ Neil Postman
Did you know he once lost a shopping centre? – Stephanie's mum about her dad.
~ Derek Landy
This is all very regrettable, though it isn't really, and I wish to assure you that I, in no way, derive any personal satisfaction from any of this, even though I so obviously do. If you feel the need to vent any more of your frustration, please feel free to do so, as I intend to build a collage of this moment and I'd like some more amusing anecdotes to go along with it.
~ Derek Landy
This is all very regrettable, though it isn't really, and I wish to assure you that I, in no way, derive any personal satisfaction from any of this, even though I so obviously do. If you feel the need to vent any more of your frustation, please feel free to do so, as I intend to build a collage of this moment and I'd like some more amusing anecdotes to go along with it. - China
~ Derek Landy
To live simply to die is by no means amusing, but to live with the knowledge that you will die before your time, that's really is idiotic
~ Anton Chekhov
the way people treat shifters can be amusing." "Discrimination is never funny." "You're a righteous woman, Kim. I like that." "How can you just sit there?" "I usually sit when I'm drinking coffee. Or I mean against something. If I may on my back, it goes down the wrong way.
~ Jennifer Ashley