Quotes About Patience

The strides of humanity are slow, they can only be counted in centuries.

I have no patience whatever with these gorilla damnifications of humanity.

Someday is not a day of the week.

What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese.

Yes, about ten minutes.

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.

Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting.

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".

The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.

Too often, the opportunity knocks, but by the time you push back the chain, push back the bolt, unhook the two locks and shut off the burglar alarm, it's too late.

Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire." ~ Liberty Jones

Persistence is the answer, and a sense of humor helps.

Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time.

The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off.

You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!

Another day gone and no jokes.

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

A closed mouth catches no flies.

She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.

I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.

I think people talk too much anyway. Sometimes people are talking to me and in my mind I'm just like "shut up, shut up, shut upblah blah blah blah blaaaaah.

Dogs are forever in the push up postion.