Quotes About Patience

It does no good to bark at the television, I said. I've tried it too. So he stopped.

He hadn't said a word to me until we had been roommates for eight months. And even then it had only been, "You're wearing my socks.

Zane raised his brow. "Didn't I say that yesterday?" he asked, forcinghimself to be patient. Somehow."You say that like you think I listen to you, " Ty responded instantly, asmile pulling at his lips.

Erasing is exercise for the hands

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

You can take a dog outside, but you can't make it pee

Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."

Growing up is the dumbest thing I ever wanted to rush into.

A friend asks, "Tell me one word which is significant in any kinds of relationship." Another friend says, "LISTEN!

He wanted more, as did I, but we still had a ways to go. I wasn't a tease and my demands seemed pretty reasonable: always be honest and try not to eat me. ~ Sam, Living Violet

I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet

In this town, a successful marriage is one that lasts longer than ice.

I don't have a command for 'stop wagging your tail'.

People say that they want to kill me. All I say is "I'm sorry but your appointment doesn't start until another hour, please sit in the waiting room.

An optimist is a man who plant two acorns and buy a hammock.

Were you born this infuriating?""It's taken me years of practice.

Ghost Hampton" took me years to write -- but it won't take you that long to read!

W.S. Gilbert, Patience

I have seen what comes of being patient, " Amanda said with a boding look. "And I have no opinion of it.""What does come of it?" Inquired Sir Gareth."Nothing!

I won't say that all senior citizens who can't master technology should be publicly flogged, but if we made an example of one or two, it might give the others incentive to try harder.

It is important to correct bad behavior one toe at a time.

Motherhood is a constant battle of wanting to go to bed early so you can catch up on sleep and wanting to stay awake so you can enjoy some peace and sanity!

Don't go a-hunting for a moose where there ain't no moose to hunt.

He told me and Rafe to stay put in case you came home, burn the note and get hot water and disinfectant and bandages rea