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Quotes About Moron

Expel the object!" Freak shouts. "Regurgitate, you big moron!" and he gives me another thump and I cough up this yucky mess, but I'm still laughing so hard my nose is running.
~ Rodman Philbrick
Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential.
~ William Thomas
A genius with the IQ of a moron. GORE VIDAL, ON ANDY WARHOL
~ Mardy Grothe
It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.
~ H. L. Mencken
There's nothing more dangerous in this existence than a moron on a mission.
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
I thought you'd be home by now," he said as she neared him. Then he realized how stupid that comment was since he was standing right in front of her motorcycle. Der…He might as well be wearing a sign that said I'm a moron. Please help me remember where I live. Oh yeah, it's right behind me. -Dev
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.
~ George Carlin
It was an especially wonderful time to be a noisy moron.
~ Bill Bryson
But would the perpetual flux and reflux of individualism reduce all personality to the level of mass consciousness? Would American culture remain neither bourgeois nor proletarian, but infantile? Would the moron, instead of the meek, inherit democracy?
~ Ellen Glasgow
I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.
~ Adam Sandler
A genius is a genius, regardless of the number of morons who belong to the same race - and a moron is a moron, regardless of the number of geniuses who share his racial origin.
~ Ayn Rand
Yes, I am fully aware that I was acting like a moron. No, like a Trekkie who suddenly found himself in an elevator with Captain Kirk. I don't actually have many heroes, but when I go bromance I go full bromance.
~ Jonathan Maberry
The vultures group themselves on the roof like pigeons: tiny moron head, long necks, faces like Carnival masks, and dusty plumages, peering this and that attentively for death.
~ Graham Greene
What a pair! I almost feel sorry for the people of Hawaii. Those two are going to be the most annoying thing that happened there since that moron sounded the false missile-attack alarm.
~ Gregg Olsen
I've been saying in the press that being a NY Post investigator reporter is an oxymoron.
~ Joe Pantoliano
It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.
~ H. L. Mencken
The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts.
~ H.L. Mencken
It was an especially wonderful time to be a noisy moron.
~ Bill Bryson
Inside the Republican cloakroom, one joke McConnell enjoyed telling was about Trump's former secretary of state Rex Tillerson, a cabinet member he had liked. In 2017, the State Department had strongly denied Tillerson called Trump a "moron.
~ Bob Woodward
Do you know why Tillerson was able to say he didn't call the president a 'moron'?" McConnell would dryly ask colleagues in his Kentucky drawl. "Because he called him a 'fucking moron.
~ Bob Woodward
I'm a moron because I don't want to lie in a gutter puking over myself... yeah right
~ Davey Havok
This is what happens when you put a moron in the intelligence unit: he gets even dumber.
~ Carl Hiaasen
Reclaim your mind and get it out of the hands of the cultural engineers who want to turn you into a half-baked moron consuming all this trash that's being manufactured out of the bones of a dying world.
~ Terence McKenna
You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron.
~ Ilona Andrews