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Quotes About Moron

Where you worried about me? No, I'm ranting for fun, because I'm a disagreeable bitch! He smiled. You're a moron! I told him. He just looked at me. Happy golden lights danced in his eyes. I'd learned exactly what those sparks meant. Fury fled, replaced by alarm. Kiss me and I'll kill you, I warned. It might be worth it, he said softly.
~ Ilona Andrews
White was convinced that the "moron majority," as he dubbed it, must be a recent development.
~ Carl Zimmer
Goddard died at age ninety. In their obituary, the Associated Press remembered him for two accomplishments: coining the word moron and discovering the Kallikaks.
~ Carl Zimmer
Evil presupposes a moral decision, intention, and some forethought. A moron or a lout, however, doesn't stop to think or reason.
~ Carlos Ruiz Zafon
Being a nurturer isn't being a moron.
~ Judy Sheindlin
How is it possible to defame Trump? When Secretary of State Rex Tillerson called the president a 'moron,' was that defamatory or merely the prosaic truth?
~ Richard Cohen
I'm happy to be thought of as cool, but I never was cool. Everyone thought I was this complete moron and complete dork for the majority of my school years.
~ Andrew W.K.
Listen, when John Wall came out and did the Dougie, first home game, for 34 seconds, he was a moron. It's the dumbest thing I've ever seen. I will never back down.
~ Colin Cowherd
In fact at one point when Billie's up leaning over a chair Dave goes behind Billie and playfully touches her and winks at me, but I'm not of all this like a moron and we could all be having fun such as soldiers dream the day away imagining, dammit—But the venoms in the blood are asexual as well as asocial and a-everything
~ Jack Kerouac
It's a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you're pursuing that, you're an idiot. You're a moron. The shortest distance between two points is not a celebrity, or being next to a celebrity.
~ Lewis Black
My ma had a record of that Moron Tallywacker Choir singin' Christmas music. Sounded like someone hurtin' a dog. I broke it and melted it on the radiator.
~ Christopher Moore
I am not concerned with the moron, the ordinary hairless ape, who takes everything in his stride; his only childhood memory is of a mule that bit him; his only consciousness of the future a vision of board and bed. What I am thinking of is the man of imagination and science, whose courage is infinite because his curiosity surpasses his courage.
~ Vladimir Nabokov
An employee is told that the customer is always right and, in fact, the customer is usually a moron and as asshole
~ Larry David
As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron
~ H. L. Mencken
was, after all, like most men: a moron.
~ James McBride
NOOOO! On the screen, a woman's eyes bugged almost out of her head, and I tried not to scream. Tried not to scream in exasperation, I mean. The serial killer was right in front of her, wide open! Clearly, instead of weeping like a moron, she could be lunging forward and administering a swift uppercut to the chin. Then this entire pointless ordeal would be over with, and I could go home.
~ James Patterson
Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.
~ Clive James
As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
~ H.L. Mencken
This isn't a strength, Aunt True," I said, "but it's dark in here." "That's because it's nighttime, you moron!" scoffed Danny.
~ Heather Vogel Frederick
Ranger sent us to check on you, Hal said. We just got here, and we heard shots. Some moron ate my jelly doughnut, Lula said. So I shot him.
~ Janet Evanovich
If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
~ Al Goldstein
I'm a monster, not a moron.
~ P.C. Cast & Kristin Cast
Meetings: They often include at least one moron who inevitably gets his turn to waste everyone's time with nonsense.
~ Jason Fried
Who was the moron on the phone? Carl Avery, Kate said. A long-standing client and potential felon.
~ Jennifer Crusie