Quotes About Frustration

But I think frustration is hilarious. One of my missions is to bring humor into fine art. It's sacred.

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.

Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope?!

I tried to like it. For me, it was like being smacked around the head by a piece of IKEA furniture: it hurts, but you've got to admire the workmanship.

I tried to throw a yo-yo away. It was impossible.

I don't know whether to toss you through that window or shake your hand and say 'Well done'" Henry said in a tired voice.

We've got stained glass windows in our house; it's those damned pigeons.

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push.

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'

Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.

I bought a scratch off lottery ticket, but then I accidentally spilled calamine lotion on it, so it did not need to be scratched. Shoot! I will not know if I have won!

Why don't they have waiters in waiting rooms?

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

And there was that poor sucker Flaubert rolling around on his floor for three days looking for the right word.

The sad thing about true stupidity is that you can do absolutely nothing about it.

We seemed to be trapped in an episode of One Life To Waste. It's all very dull.

I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.

It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right.

The president of General Motors was in a foul humor.

My wife had a go at me last night. She said, Youll drive me to my grave. I had the car out in thirty seconds.

Adulthood feels like walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you.

At bank, post office or supermarket, there is one universal law which you ignore at your own peril: the shortest line moves the slowest.