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Quotes About Frustration

If I weren't already dead, I'd have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
~ D.J. MacHale, The Blood
My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!
~ Rodney Dangerfield
If I sit for a while, then my impatience, crossness, frustration, are indeed annihilated, and my sense of humor returns.
~ Madeleine L'Engle
Get me outa here. F*ckin' creepy cheerleaders.
~ Lisa McMann, Wake
I'm going to find whoever is responsible for me sleeping out side with outside without pillows and kick them in the shins!-Enna
~ Shannon Hale
[Harrier] locked eyes with Zanattar. He couldn't remember another time in his life when he'd been this angry and hadn't hit something.
~ Mercedes Lackey
If someone took the 'F' letter off me, I'd be ucked.
~ Chelsea Handler
From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.
~ Jerry Coleman
I feel very very old. My hair hurts. I have buttocks all over my body and I can't even smoke properly any more. I don't have lungs, I just have two poppadoms in here.
~ Dylan Moran
The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.
~ Kristen Schaal
What gets me is, I waited in line for an hour to do this. I could have experienced essentially the same level of enjoyment merely by sticking my finger down my throat.
~ Dave Barry
My mother comes in my room and says, "Just look at this mess! This is a pig sty!" Now, I've already been in the room five hours, and she wants me to LOOK at it.
~ Bill Cosby
Well, you know, I think the American people are sacrificing now. I think they're waiting in airport lines longer than they've ever had before.
~ George W. Bush
Get a sense of humor. If you don't, it'll be incredibly frustrating.
~ Jon Stewart
Whenever I'm stuck in traffic, I can't help but wonder, 'Where did the creator of The Jetsons go, and why hasn't he done something about this?'
~ Jimmy Fallon
I went to the hardware store to buy some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again.
~ Steven Wright
I almost feel like throwing Jimmy into the stove, as the priest in Kulenberg did.
~ Martin Luther
I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle.
~ Jim Norton
It does no good to bark at the television, I said. I've tried it too. So he stopped.
~ Mary Oliver, House of Light
You stupid piece of warm bacon.
~ Hugh Lofting
You freaking bit me, " I said, my voice hoarse. "You're lucky I don't call animal control.
~ Jayde Scott
Dear Mrs. Black: On seven prior occasions this company has denied your claim in writing. We now deny it for the eighth and final time. You must be stupid, stupid stupid, stupid!
~ John Grisham
He hadn't said a word to me until we had been roommates for eight months. And even then it had only been, "You're wearing my socks.
~ Melody J. Bremen, Room 42
Cat love is genuine, because it's 10 percent devotion and 90 percent frustration and betrayal. - 67 REASONS WHY CATS ARE BETTER THAN DOGS
~ Jack Shepard