Quotes About Surprise

Holy hypixia, Batman

Okay, you shouldn't be able to sit up," Manny muttered. Was he? Oh, hey, check it… And as for the doctor's second dose of surprise? Nice guy, but he was being a dumb-ass human when it came to the feeding thing. With this kind of hunger for that particular female? Tohr was frickin' Superman, capable of bench-pressing a Hummer while he juggled Smart Cars with his free hand.

With that, he looked over his shoulder. Blay's breath shot out of his lungs. Oh... my God, he whispered.

She pulled back the sheet. Good God, his sex was... It's gotten so...huge Butch barked out a laugh. You say the nicest things.

Life is too frickin' crazy sometimes, it really is.... You never know what's going to happen, do you.

the only one who wanted to be free. Surprise, surprise. CHAPTER

How do you like your eggs? she said. Hard or soft? Hard, he bit out. Why am I not surprised.

Excuse me," she cut in. "Is that a grenade?" Ehric looked at the compact, palm-sized bomb in his hand. "Why, yes. It is.

As V dropped the bomb, there was a momentary period of silent saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay-whaaaaaaaaaaaaat. Then a shit-ton of gasps and cursing in the room, all kinds of WTF hitting the airwaves.

and Billy rolled in. "Thought you might like some wake-up." Bingo

At this moment in time," came the hiss in his ear, "we know two things. But only one of them is a game changer.

When a figure materialized from out of nowhere right next to him, Qhuinn nearly pulled his trigger, but the blond and black head of hair was unmistakable. "Do you want to get shot?" Qhuinn demanded. In a Darth Vader voice, the angel shot back, "Your weapons are nothing against me." "For fuck's sake—" -Qhuinn & Lassiter

That was the thing about life. Habit and routine made things feel permanent, but that was all an illusion based on the very flimsy foundation of repetition. Change and chaos was a far better bet to put your faith in. At least you would never be surprised when things went tits up.

Z knew the fed EX-tinction package had arrived and wasn't ready to take delivery

Up in front, Fritz, as his name was, was driving like a bat out of hell—not exactly something you expected from a butler who looked like he was seven thousand years old.

Pigs flying. Hell freezing over. Miley planting her twerking ass in a chair and keeping it there as a public service.

How many are with you", Sahvage said roughly as the Brother came forward. "All of them." At that, more figures stepped forward… Vishous, who now had a goatee. Murdher, who was still red-and-black-haired. And then there were others whose faces he didn't recognize. And there were others who he expected to see and did not. But it had been a very, very long time. Things changed.

Sure enough, all of the Brotherhood was milling around and arming themselves like they were about to head off to find his sorry ass before dawn made shit too late. All eyes swung toward him, and as he saw the surprise and shock on those familiar faces, a load of aw-shucks hit him hard. To cover that up, he gave 'em a sly grin. "I'm back, bitches—miss us?

Easy, son," Wrath said. "Jesus Christ—" "Actually it's Lassiter," the man said, "in case you forgot.

What? he said. "Oh, you're thinking about my glock. Yeah, it's a big one.

Xcor gasped as her breasts were exposed. "Oh, sweetest female." Frozen

Where were they—oh, right. The kitchen. In the Audience House. He had come in the back. So he could come…in the back.

he was going to go to Jane's house and pull some romantic shit. He wasn't sure what, maybe like flowers or something. Well, flowers and him installing that security system. 'Cause nothing said lovin' like a shitload of motion detectors. God

As she hung up on her end, she actually fanned herself with her hand, something she'd assumed people only did in TV commercials and bad sitcoms. And then she couldn't hold it in. Bursting up from her workstation, she ran around her house like a crazy person, making a bizarre kind of eeeee noise as she completed the circuit back to her desk. At which point there might have been some pirouetting.