Quotes About Surprise

Well, what do you know, not only did it turn out her ovaries had a little spark left in them—the suckers might as well have exploded between her hip bones. When

Holy f*ck the Brother announced, the butler did it?

Propping his head on his gloved fist, he muttered, "One of my old dreams just came true." As Butch's panic deflated, he rolled his eyes. "And what was that." "I just fucked you in the ass." Blink. Blink. And then Butch started laughing. "Yeah, yeah, good joke. Okay, what did Lass do now?" "No, I'm serious. I just screwed you. Badly. I'm really fucking sorry.

Sometimes life brought you to corners that you saw coming, big changes altering your direction and focus thanks to a given event, like a mating or the birth of a young. Other times, though, the glacial shifts came without warning, popping out of nowhere.

I'm going to talk to her." "And how's that going to go? You're just going to walk up to her and say, 'Hey, I know you've never seen me before, but I'm your dad. Oh, and guess what? You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!'" "I hate you right now." -Darius & Tohrment

Well, wasn't this a night for firsts. Sex. Arson. Pants.

The only warning he gave the cop as he winged the first two-hundred-pound crate out of the building was, "Brace yourself, Effie.

Shit, you never knew what was in someone's closet, did you.

You are more astounding than even my daydreams.

Murhder. My name is Murhder." She laughed. And then her mouth fell open before she could catch herself. "Wait, you're serious." When he nodded, she tried to compose herself. "Oh. Wow. Is—um, is that first or last?" "Last. My first name is Cold-Blooded." As she did a double take, he smiled shyly. "I'm joking. It's just Murhder.

Oh, please—" "Shut up and let me finish!" Z's mouth dropped open, sure as if she'd booted him in the ass. No one ever took that tone of voice with him. The anomaly alone would have gotten his attention, but the fact that it was her stunned him out.

There was absolutely nothing about her that courted notice. She wasn't anything like the females he went for. And she held his attention like a marching band.

You know, life put you in places you never expected

With a start, she forced a smile to her face. "I would prefer to be surprised." Now he grinned deeply. "Even more fun—well, as I said, I want to introduce you to someone." His smile faded a little. "I think you might like her." Her? As in a female? Like? Verily, that would happen only if the "she" in question had a horse face and a big butt, Payne thought. "How lovely," she said.

Funny how your life could be interrupted: You left a house expecting to come back, but then the path you were on took you left instead of around again to the right.

Horror flooded his face. "Oh, Christ!

Christ on a crutch

I'd have laughed on camera if Mark had told me for the first time on camera," Fisher says. "It would have been like, 'Carrie, your dad isn't Eddie Fisher. Hitler is.' 

Shut the front door!

Your hands are cold. You're pale. I never thought a declaration of love would make a woman sick.

The things you learn about your kids after the fact.

I have a gift for you. She cocked a brow. Is that right? Yes. It'll require us to get naked. She looped her arm in his as they headed to the bedroom. Is this gift something I've seen before? Well ... maybe. But this gift can always be used in new and unique ways. She tilted her head back and laughed. Best. Gift. Ever.

He produced a black plastic box with a

But why think about that when all the golden lands ahead of you and all kinds of unforseen events wait lurking to surprise you and make you glad you're alive to see?