Quotes About Surprise

Folklore and mythology, as well as man's catastrophic disregard for nature, are the meat of Joseph D'Lacey's horror. But the prime cuts are always compassion and surprise.

If you take a man by surprise, and behave with sufficient arrogance, he will generally do what you ask. -Emerson

Medicine cabinets are dangerous. Those doors, man. They'll just spring on you like a ninja.

You could not pity anything if you weren't a man; pity was a surprise to God. It was not his invention.

If men could see us as we really are, they would be a little amazed.

You can't surprise a man with a dog.

Those things [t hydraulic penises and prosthetic butts and all that] can be what's genuinely shocking about the movie [Swiss Army Man] because people wouldn't expect to be moved by any of it.

Had I managed to fall into some sort of carnivorous plant? Yeah, bleed on the man-eating plant. Always a good plan.

A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.

... you simply can't imagine what men will say!

A man was attacking me with a wet handkerchief.

The full moon rises. The fog clings to the lowest branches of the spruce trees. The man steps out of the darkest corner of the forest and finds himself transformed into... A monkey? I think not.

Your love is all that I was waiting for and now that I feel it ...oh man...what I thought was not even quarter of what I thought it really was.

Once, I cut off a man's head, but he did not know it until he tried to brush his hair. Then it fell off.

There's almost a universe as big as the Marvel Universe with X-Men. I mean, Deadpool is something I think everybody was taken surprise by, except for the people who read the comic book.

I thought you were going to break out into the running man, Carlton?

This book, "Speaking Freely," starts when I came to New York. And the first chapter is about a man who became a friend of mine, much to our mutual surprise, Malcolm X.

The man's got more money than God, and he sends you a bag of coffee?

Men astonish themselves far more than they astonish their friends.

When the plot flags, bring in a man with a gun.

I hadn't gotten far when I ran into Mason. Good God. Men everywhere.

It is an ill thing to meet a man you thought dead in the woodland at dusk.

Man plans. God laughs.

I guess I'll have to change my plan I should have realized there'd be another man Why did I buy those blue pyjamas Before the big affair began? I guess I'll have to change my plan.