Quotes About Surprise

If you'd ever told me that my Broadway debut would be playing Spider-Man, I would have laughed in your face.

I saw a story in the Los Angeles Times that 40 percent of the viewers are men. It didn't really surprise me.

The highest goal that man can achieve is amazement.

Koko B. Ware … his mom's first name was Tupper.

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.'

My mom always puts a grapefruit in my stocking. I like grapefruit, but why put it in a stocking like it's a gift? It's almost as bad as coal.

Tom Osborne, Lou Holtz, Bobby Bowden were in our living room. My mom didn't know who they were!

Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.

My biggest surprise when I became a mom was how I had so much love inside me to give to someone.

My mom makes something called green pie, which I thought was a delicacy that many people only had at Thanksgiving, but it turns out it was just Jell-O with whipped cream on it. And it's delicious.

The biggest surprise, which is also the best, is that I didn't know I would love motherhood as much as I do.

Does your mother know that you're carrying a gun? I'm going to tell her. I'm going to call and tell her right now." Joe Morelli's mom

When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things.

Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth.

Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.

Money is the driving force of Hand to Mouth, the lack of money, and all those true stories about strange things in The Red Notebook, coincidences and unlikely events, surprise, the unexpected.

Last week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money.

I've seen the ticket, and I still can't believe it. When I see the money, I hope I don't hit the floor.

In my opinion, all boyfriends should turn out to be secretly wealthy.

Italy was a surprise in my life. I went there just to make money and then go back to Israel and study psychology. The arts wasn't something I grew up with or thought I could be part of.

She reached into her coat pocket and felt two things she hadn't expected.... One was a wad of cash... she brought out the money. Leo whistled. "Allowance? Piper, your mom rocks!

You'll wake up on Easter morning, And you'll know that he was there, When you find those choc'late bunnies, That he's hiding ev'rywhere.

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.

A girl never knows when she might need a couple of diamonds at 10 o'clock in the morning.