Quotes About Reflection

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus.

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

It's funny, I listen to friends who talk about back when they were 14, eight, 16, whatever, as if it was yesterday. Me, I've no idea what I did. It's all a blur, I'm afraid.

You can't always go to the well and have things be funny.

I mean what good does it do anyone to kill themselves working, because the worms will get you in the end.

Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?

An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.

The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.

Being seventy has its advantages. I was outspoken before, but now what have I got to keep quiet about?

It's funny, but you never really think much about breathing. Until it's all you ever think about.

A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge

I let my mind wander and it didn't come back.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.

My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.

It's money. I remember it from when I was single

As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.

Wow, we're identical!

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Gentlemen, listen to me slowly.

Writing is a funny business. You sit in your room and listen to voices and write everything down. What kind of a profession is that?

Playing in this nice weather really makes me remember all the times I got stung by a bee.

As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around.