Quotes About Reflection

I used to comb my hair back and do stupid stuff

Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.

If I only had a little humility, I would be perfect.

You know very well that I no longer think. I am far too intelligent for that.

I've decided I don't like books that end with 'The End'. The fact that there are no more pages, suggests to me that the book has ended.

I grew up in a funny way.

Sometimes I think what I write is funny in its quiet way.

Sometimes I think I look like I've had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns.

It's just funny that anybody would care at all to take apart the words that I write. It's kind of cool!

It's in our own lives, every single day, whether we recognize it as funny at the moment or not.

It's funny how one summer can change everything.

Japan is, you often feel, an improved version of the United States.

People always say, "When did you know you were funny?" They don't mean that in a bad way - this already makes me sound like such a jerk.

I've never eaten a Hot Pocket and then afterwards been, I'm glad I ate that. I'm always like, I'm gonna die.

Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny.

In a funny way, I like the past, I'm a very nostalgic person.

It's funny, but I think my stories - the good ones - they're much smarter than I am.

It's funny, people talk about the characters they play and who do you sort of see yourself as or which ones maybe were closest to you and in some ways.

How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything.

Yes, Sept 11th was unfortunate

It's funny because sometimes one doesn't actually consider these things for one's self until one's in a situation like this press conferece where one has to kind of think about it.

Elephants are so wise and so funny and so endangered and so intelligent. I just think there is a lot to learn from them.

If you have a funny costume, you can't really wear it when you get older.

Our memories, they can be inviting. But some are altogether, mighty frightening.