Quotes About Perspective

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

It's funny looking at yourself. You know how it is when you look back at old pictures? It's just funny looking back at yourself walking and talking at age 14

Now, I don't see color. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because police officers call me 'sir'.

The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.

The hateful reviews are very funny. And sometimes you can enjoy a hateful review much more than a good review.

I don't believe in reincarnation, and I didn't believe in it when I was a hamster.

Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug.

You don't realize how easy this game is until you get up in that broadcasting booth.

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

It's really funny, because if you make up words, then people project their own meanings onto it, which I find interesting.

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

Truth, after all, wears a different face to everybody, and it would be too tedious to wait till all were agreed.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.

It's funny how some distance makes everything seem small, and the fears that once controlled me can't get to me at all.

I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny.

My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!

Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side