Quotes About Perspective

It's funny how things work out.Trouble is, I'm still not laughing.

I thought the trees down in Lady Zelana's country were about as big as a tree could get, " he said, "but the ones around here are so tall that they probably tickle the moon's tummy when she goes by.

Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.

Being HIV positive doesn't necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.

Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents.

It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.

Life is funny, when you are young you want to be older and those that are older wish to be younger.

Is the diameter of your index finger equal to or greater than the diameter of a super absorbency tampon?

My mother raised her eyebrow, and murmured, "And to think I was always worried that you didn't have any friends. I suppose I should have been counting my blessings.

There is a point in the future where even the worst disaster starts to settle into an anecdote.

When you argue with someone, you always argue at the level of the person with the lowest level of intelligence. You never argue up.

Isn't he cute? That he thinks he has a sense of humour?

I'd rather be ignored as a frog than eaten as a human.

Mel exhaled. "Why are you forcing me into the voice-of-reason role? You know that never works out for us.

Jehovah's Witness? Don't sweat it. I'm going to hell, already booked my ticket. Bright side? I'm pagan. Your hell is my heaven... if for no other reason than you won't be there.

Why would a comediotic guy like Buzz Aldrin worry about who said what first? He was on the %$#@!+-oon!

Philadelphia is just the tip of the Pittsburgh.

I started rubbing my temples and she suggested I don't really get headaches. It just hurts me to think.

So the reason I was struck again and again was because of my overwhelmingly positive energy. Funny, I'd always thought of myself as a pessimist.

It was easier when all we wanted to do was eat them and take their stuff, " he grumbled.And it had been easier when he hadn't cared if he made any of them cry.

All the kids with fancy shoes or clothes, do you know what I got with a family of nine? When ever we said let's play poker, we had a full team of adults right there.

If life is unfair with everyone, doesn't that make life fair

If you want breakfast in bed, you have to concider sleeping in the kitchen>