Quotes About Perspective

I'm forty-two, " he said. "That's eighty-four in musician years.

Two or three years from now thirty won't look so senile.

Relative poverty is when you have more taste than money.

That night was a dark day. Of course, all nights are dark days, because night is simply a badly lit version of day, ...

I'm not bipolar, I've just had a bipolar life foisted upon me.

You might as well laugh at yourself, everyone else is.

Clarity and focus doesn't always come from God or inspirational quotes. Usually, it takes your mother to slap the reality back into you.

We all have our handicaps. You're not mine.

There is no point in poverty if it does not make a rich man, observing it, feel better.

So I've come to the conclusion that it is thus my own fault when these people I have been talking about finally stop saying "Ah" and tell me it's a pity I always do such odd things.

Writing is my life. Life is my hobby.

Some days being a writer consists of telling yourself you aren't insane, your characters are.

imagine there's no heaven..." he said. "Apparently someone is taking that personally.

Aging gracefully - A concept that is rejected in 40s, but gracefully accepted in 50s...

When people ask how old I am, I just tell them twenty-one, and if they assume I mean years instead of decades or centuries, then that can't be my fault, can it?

If You Lose Your Keys, At Least It's Better Than Losing Your Car.

I'd like to THANK whoever saw a bunch of cherries and thought....HEY!! If I dry out a bunch of those berry seeds, call them "BEANS", smash them and add hot water, it will be AWESOME!

If you want to convince a criminal to see things your way, start by seeing things theirs.

Writers don't kill characters. Characters kill characters.

Even cats have questions – like "Can't you see my bowl is empty?" or "Why don't you turn off the ***! rain now?" From their perspective we are gods!

It's not cold in here, you're just dying.

If you have nothing good to say about someone, write a book about them. - Carmen Fox, Life Motto

I can't answer you in a nutshell. We wouldn't fit unless we saw the same shrink.

if you can't make a joke at a time like this, what's the point of living?