Quotes About Perspective

I can't tell you how may beautiful women have broken up with me because they were bored. I can't tell you because it never happened. They all adored me." "It was your humility, wasn't it?

I've always found that ex-girlfriends with bodies are better than ex-girlfriends who are just internal organs locked away in a box somewhere. But I'm old-fashioned like that.

Have you ever heard the phrase, better to be bored than dead?

You know when everyone tells you it's painful? You should really believe them." - Valkyrie "Oh, joy," he muttered. "I can't wait for mine. - Fletcher, about the Surge

I'm traumatized. My life flashed before my eyes. You're life in re-runs would traumatize anyone. You're fine.

Cheer up everyone, since we're all going to die horribly anyway, what's there to be worried about? - Skulduggery Pleasant.

The trick, you see—" "Is to never assume anything," she finished.

Exactly," said Saracen. "Everyone would think I decided to specialise in this because I wanted to see through people's clothes." "Why did you specialise in it?" "I wanted to see through people's clothes. I know, I know, but I was a teenager. I thought it'd be great. It's not great. Not at all.

We call them groundsharks." Sanguine shook his head immediately. "That's a stupid name. Makes them sound like little shark fins slicing through the living room carpet." "I wanted to call them razorworms," said Persephone. "That's a damn sight better than groundsharks." (Eyes of the Beholder)

Excuse me," said Skulduggery, "I hate to interrupt, but this conversation is boring me." "Because it isn't about you," said Fletcher. "That is indeed why it's boring." "We'll

I think you're shorter than you were." - Clarabelle "Yes," said Scapegrace. "Because I'm in a jar. I'm just a head." Clarabelle shrugged. "We're all just heads, when you think about it. The only difference between us is that we have arms and legs and bodies and we don't live in jars like you do. It's a nice jar, though. Where did you get it?

Subtraction's overrated. It's like adding, only backwards. You're not ever going to need it.

Valkyrie: "Not everyone sees things the way you do." Kenspeckle: "And what have I always told you about other people?" Valkyrie: (grinning) "They're idiots.

He took the stick from her, rapped it against her head. She howled and he nodded. "See? It hurts people." She grabbed it off him, smacked it against his skull. "Ow," he said. "Not so funny now, is it?" "Of course not. It's only funny when it happens to other people. I'd have thought that was obvious." She went to hit him again

If the world ends, none of that will matter.

Once you reject evidence as a source of knowledge, you don't gotta believe nothin' you don't like.

I don't think any person has any special knowledge about what God has planned for me and you any more than me and you do.

I am I plus my circumstances.

Our knowledge is a little island in a great ocean of nonknowledge.

Opinion is usually something which people have when they lack comprehensive information.

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.

You cannot judge any man beyond your knowledge of him, and how small is your knowledge.

"Great suffering has a silver-lining that we can be grateful for, because it builds up a human being and puts him or her within reach of self-knowledge."

The more we know, the better we realize that our knowledge is a little island in the midst of an ocean of ignorance.