Quotes About Christmas

My dad got me a chemistry book one Christmas and I burnt the garden shed down. I remember there was the most beautiful smell forever after in the remains.

I'm a last-minute shopper. I end up at the mall or somewhere on Christmas Eve. It's a shame.

Merry Christmas to all. A Pagan holiday (BC) becomes a Religious holiday (AD). Which then becomes a Shopping holiday (USA).

It's confusing. I've had so many wives and so many children I don't know which house to go to first on Christmas.

P.S. If it's not a secret, will you tell me how you got my dollhouse inside our living room last Christmas? I know its too big to fit down the chimney. I measured.

I remember being banned from other houses as a younger child during the winter holiday season; I was the only one who didn't believe in Santa Claus, and I was ruining everyone's Christmas.

I have to confess I can't have the holiday season without "Hard Candy Christmas". For some reason, it makes me think of the sticky ribbon candy bowl my mid-western grandma always had.

Christmas is about giving. Be outrageously generous. Have fun, enjoy the process....then keep it up all year.

If your fridge is full this Christmas, use nature's refrigerator - your car!

It's, like, a rule. You can't have Christmas without snow.

I wasn't Santa in Santa Jr., but I was Santa in Cancel Christmas.

Gazzy sniffed the air. "That's explosives. It smells like Christmas!" Okay, so we've had somewhat untraditional Christmases. With explosives.

Without Christ there would be no Christmas and without Christ there can be no fulness of JOY

Chum was a British boy's weekly which, at the end of the year was bound into a single huge book; and the following Christmas parents bought it as Christmas presents for male children.

Anything that inspires unselfishness makes for our ennoblement. Christmas does that. I am all for Christmas.

I always tape my Christmas show in advance. That way I can spend the season of joy and goodwill with my only sister in Florida. She's kinda a creep but she's got a pool.

There's a lot of cynicism. Let's really enjoy Christmas, with all that's going on in the world.

I could not possibly improve on the sentiment, but I don't think it ought to depend on the current austerities. Isn't Christmas a moral and aesthetic nightmare whether or not the days are prosperous?

Christmas means Jesus came down and got involved in suffering. He hears your cries.

I know it's hard being a single mother baby, he said, but we're talking fundamentals here. Homemade cookies are one of the best parts of christmas. It's an absolute fundamental.

I'm asking you to make at least some of your Christmas giving important.

Look at evangelicals, you can't even use the word "Christmas" any more, Macy's doesn't use the word "Christmas". With me, it is going to stop, it is going to stop, and they understand that.

For me, Christmas is about family, loving, forgiveness, compassion, understanding and comradery.

Wrapping Christmas presents is tough. Even peeling a Mandarin orange is tough. I have to get my kids to help me.