Quotes About Christmas

Yule—Yul log for the Christmas-fire tale-spinner—of fairy tales that can come true: Yul Brynner.

The thing about Christmas is that it almost doesn't matter what mood you're in or what kind of a year you've had; it's a fresh start.

You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.

I can't remember the last live-action, non-animated Christmas movie.

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.

I was in a department store and I saw a weird-looking gadget. I asked the young saleslady what it was. She answered, "It doesn't do anything. It's just a Christmas gift."

Last Christmas, I got the worst gift a guy ever gave me. He gave me a lottery ticket... what's the guy even thinking there. Here you go... nothing! Merry Christmas! It's nothing!

I prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Joseph and Mary did - Traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there.

This Christmas may we be consistent in living the Gospel, welcoming Jesus into the centre of our lives.

There is something about Christmas that requires a rug rat. Little kids make Christmas fun. I wonder if could rent one for the holidays.

A born terror, a rebel without a pause... Ain't never had a good Christmas, so who is Santa Claus?

When you with velvets mantled o'er, Defy December's tempests frore, Oh! spare one garment from your store, To clothe the poor at Christmas.

My earliest memory is of the best Christmas gift ever, a toy train. I remember riding that thing all through our house.

I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do!

Celebrating Christmas without Christ is like celebrating George Washington's birthday without mentioning the first president.

In America, Christmas is the king of all holidays. To be left out of Christmas is the ultimate minority experience.

I have a sort of Christmas-morning sense of the library as a big box full of beautiful books.

In the suburbs it's hard to buy your Christmas gifts early in the year. You never know who your friends will be in December.

It's my new single - please buy it so we can get Christmas gifts for the kids this year.

At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked.

Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never got anything.

I never hear terrorists say 'Merry Christmas,' only 'Allahu Akbar'.

Tradition: sit with husband in a room lit only by tree lights and remember that our blessings outnumber the lights. Happy Christmas to all.

My nearest and dearest have always been very careful. I've never had to send Christmas present back yet.