Quotes About Christmas

My bitterness is not an abstract substance, it is as solid as a Christmas cake; I can cut it in slices and hand it round and there is still plenty left, for tomorrow.

Every Christmas people are so nice to me, they think I am Little Tim from A Christmas Story. But I'm not. *smiles*

Washington's birthday is as close to a secular Christmas as any Christian country dare come this side of blasphemy.

Were it not for the shepherds, there would have been no reception. And were it not for a group of stargazers, there would have been no gifts.

The perfect Christmas gift for a sportscaster, as all fans of sports clichés know, is a scoreless tie.

Whenever you give someone a present or sing a holiday song, you're helping Santa Claus. To me, that's what Christmas is all about. Helping Santa Claus!

Christmas is a mood, a quality, a symbol. It is never merely a fact.

At Christmas you can get real bargains. I saw one item marked down ten dollars. It was a yacht.

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

The Christmas tree, twinkling with lights, had a mountain of gifts piled up beneath it, like offerings to the great god of excess.

Let's put Christ back into Christmas.

I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.

The irony of Christmas is always upon the poor in heart; the mystery of the solstice is always upon the rest of us.

The Christmas bells from hill to hill Answer each other in the mist.

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!

I never really did Christmas before. Christmas Day? I mean - what's that? What's it all about? I was always flying on Christmas Day

Curious, how one remembered Christmas. Perhaps because other days might appeal to the head, but this one appealed to the heart.

If you don't make Christmas presents, meaning making something that's so emotionally connected to people, don't talk to me.

Be merry all, be merry all, With holly dress the festive hall; Prepare the song, the feast, the ball, To welcome merry Christmas.

Every Christmas my hometown radio station would always play 'Christmas In Dixie' by Alabama. I always remember lovin' that song.

Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!

My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.

On eluding conviction after mistrial: Why me? I am blessed. I can't complain. I am walking out the door. I am going to have a healthy and happy Christmas.

Christmas is here, Merry old Christmas, Gift-bearing Christmas, Day of grand memories, King of the year!