Quotes About Christmas

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.

Christmas: the Son of God expressing the love of God to save us from the wrath of God so we could enjoy the presence of God.

As we seek Christ, as we find Him, as we follow Him, we shall have the Christmas spirit, not for one fleeting day each year, but as a companion always.

O come all ye faithful, Joyful and triumphant, O come ye, O come ye to Bethlehem.

All the Christmas presents in the world are worth nothing without the presence of Christ.

Not a creature was stirring, not even an elf.

If we are only willing to open our hearts and minds to the spirit of Christmas, we will recognize wonderful things happening around us.

The true meaning of Christmas is actually centuries of gullibility.

Christmas is forced upon a reluctant and disgusted nation by the shopkeepers and the press; on its own merits it would wither and shrivel in the fiery breath of universal hatred.

Hey everybody, this is Rob Halford from Fight wishing you all a crazy heavy metal Christmas and an insane, wild manic New Year!

Heap on more wood! - the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still.

It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect! (after opening a hamster wheel at Christmas)

If we discount the account of creation, we remove the significance of Christmas.

You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.

Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning.

Now there's a sight you don't see every day, huh? Two punked-out Goths throwing a Christmas party for sick children. (Doctor)

Political advice is a bit like your average Christmas fruitcake: something everyone gives and no one wants.

the ultimate in longevity is the Christmas fruitcake. It is a cake made during the holidays with fruits that make it heavier than the stove it is cooked in.

Well, I think I learned a valuable lesson. Always take down your Christmas decorations after new years or you might get filleted by a hooker from God.

Do kids ever tire of Christmas? The excitement of this job is never dull because in all the years and thousands of games I've called I've never done the same one twice.

Happy Day After Christmas, Merry Rest of the Year, even when Christmas is over, The Light of the World is Still Here!

Now, 'Dasher!' now, 'Dancer!' now, 'Prancer' and 'Vixen!' On, 'Comet!' on, 'Cupid!' on, 'Donner' and 'Blitzen!'

If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.

When you compare Christmas to Hanukkah, there's no comparison. Christmas is great. Hanukkah sucks! First night you get socks. Second night, an eraser, a notebook. It's a Back-to-School holiday!