Quotes About Christmas

It was the beginning of the greatest Christmas ever. Little food. No presents. But there was a snowman in their basement.

Mankind is a great, an immense family... This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.

Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of last-minute shopping.

The only real blind person at Christmas time is he who has not Christmas in his heart.

Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.

'The Christmas Song,' by Nat King Cole, is not only a masterful performance; to me it just sounds like the holidays. I've never sung it, because Nat's version is so perfect. I gotta leave it alone.

One of those Christmas songs says, "You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout." How's my wife going to get along?

Let us remember that the Christmas heart is a giving heart, a wide open heart that thinks of others first.

Gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis, put my LP on your Christmas gift list.

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Obama, Thank you for sending me Christmas and New Year greetings yet again. Welcome back to India... Would have loved to host you at my concert in Baroda on the 26th!

I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I didn't.

Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!

...So put a gerbil on your Christmas list.

Christmas hath a beauty ... lovelier than the world can show.

It came without ribbions, It cames without tags, It came without packages, boxes, or bags. Christmas can't be bought from a store. Maybe Christmas means a little bit more.

What about putting Christ back into Christmas? It is simply not necessary. Christ has never left Christmas.

I go to my parents' over Christmas. I definitely do, but I don't see it as a Christmas because during Christmas there was also a Viking holiday. So I just to choose to see it as that!

The greatest thing is not to believe in Santa Claus; it is to be Santa Claus.

Let's be honest: it's not like I'm not making a good living that the whole family benefits from. No one talks about my foul mouth when we're all in Aspen for Christmas.

I bought my son a bat for Christmas. On New Year's it flew away.

If the Royal Variety Show was put in a matter transportation machine with the Royal Institution Christmas lectures, this is what you'd get.

All I want for Christmas is a rock n roll electric guitar.

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer!