Quotes About Christmas

Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!

Leo had recently discovered how to change the display, like the Times Square JumboTron,so now the banner read: Merry Christmas! All your presents belong to Leo!

Christmas is the celebration of the keeping of a promise. A saving promise.

O Come, O Come, Emmanuel, come forth from deep within me with Christmas luminous beauty.

So if a Christian is touched only once a year, the touching is still worth it, and maybe on some given Christmas, some quiet morning, the touch will take.

For Christmas the just came out with a battery-operated battery. But the batteries aren't included.

Christmas is fun anyway. It's a myth organized over the years and gained different mythological qualities as the years go by.

This Christmas and every Christmas will be richer by sharing and enjoying gifts that cannot be held but only felt.

Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that?

On my days off I pick up our chicken's eggs. My wife and I have five chickens called The Spice Girls. Five lovely chicks. And no, we won't be eating any of them for Christmas dinner.

Stars of heaven, clear and bright, Shine upon this Christmas light, Vaster far than midnight skies Are its timeless mysteries.

There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas; there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas.

When we keep the spirit of Christmas, we keep the spirit of Christ, for the Christmas spirit is the Christ spirit.

A merry Christmas to all my friends except two.

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

You fellows ever thought of hiring out as a Christmas lights crew? You'd make a fortune.

I can understand people simply fleeing the mountainous effort Christmas has become... but there are always a few saving graces and finally they make up for all the bother and distress.

Christmas moves us to think of others rather than of ourselves & directs our thoughts to giving.

I am not a Jew for Jesus but I am definitely a Jew for Christmas. Christmas is one of the best things you Christians have given us, along with mac and cheese, Bono, croquet and politeness.

The story had held us, round the fire, sufficiently breathless, but except the obvious remark that it was gruesome, as, on Christmas Eve in an old house, a strange tale should essentially be . . .

I have often thought, says Sir Roger, it happens very well that Christmas should fall out in the middle of Winter.

I celebrate the spirit of Christmas. It's the winter solstice celebration, rebirth and new possibilities.

Memories and magic is what Christmas is all about.

The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.