Quotes About Christmas

Our whole family assembles in Chicago at Christmas and usually in Aspen in the summer.

I don't go back home to Sardinia as much as I would like, just for Christmas and family events.

So in the sweltering heat of a July night, I sang a Christmas carol to a room full of fae, who had been driven out of their homelands by Christians and their cold-iron swords.

Christmas is a fun theme for a courtroom tale, because like that "Miracle on 34th Street", strange things have been known to happen when Christmas and the law come face to face.

Let the children have their night of fun and laughter, let the gifts of Father Christmas delight their play. Let us grown-ups share to the full in their unstinted pleasures.

I've not really had a bad Christmas. Apart from serious things, like when my father died. He rather spoiled the party and I've never forgiven him for falling off the twig on Christmas Day.

Christmas is taken very seriously in this household. I believe in Father Christmas, and there's no way I'd do anything to undermine that belief.

I was a postman one Christmas and I developed a morbid fear of dogs.

If you're suffering and in pain, ask the Lord to touch your life in a new and special way. Open your heart to the message of love freely given. By embracing the true meaning of the season, you'll find transformation and healing.

At Christmas-tide the open hand Scatters its bounty o'er sea and land, And none are left to grieve alone, For Love is heaven and claims its own.

My grandson sees me as Lois on TV every Christmas, and that scores me points.

The Playwright was excited in the way a child is excited on Christmas morning. I liked this. Most people didn't get excited about anything other than their own discontent.

Julen i Hamsund hadde han fortalt meg om. Der var ikke noe juletre, men det var lys i en stake. Og alle fikk spise seg mette i Guds navn.

In my experience, clever food is not appreciated at Christmas. It makes the little ones cry and the old ones nervous.

On Christmas, my family and I see a movie and go out for Chinese food. We don't celebrate Christmas in the traditional sense, in that we do not actually celebrate Christmas.

Rest with the glittering stars, George Michael. You've found your Freedom, your Faith. It was your Last Christmas, and we shall miss you.

She's a warm fart at Christmas.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

Obama supporters are like christmas lights. They all hang out together, half of em don't work, and the ones that do work aren't very bright.

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time to cheat him all the more The other three hundred and sixty-four

Christmas: The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer...Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.