Quotes About Jokes

My daddy. He's so funny! My whole family jokes around a lot.

Real racist jokes or sexist jokes aren't funny - not because they're offensive, but because they're not true. As soon as a joke is based on an untruth, it's not funny.

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

I know enough football to know that's funny!

People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.

I just want to be known as funny.

I was always pretty funny with my friends.

Jack Benny, Fred Allen. Their jokes were wonderful. It takes skill to be funny. The timing of Jack Benny was so fine. It is a form of genius for which we should be grateful.

I don't like grouper fish. Well, they're okay. They hang around star fish. Because they're grouper fish.

I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.

I like to wear a "Do Not Disturb" sign around my neck so that little kids can't tell me knock-knock jokes. "Hey, how ya doin'? Knock-knock." "Read the sign, punk!"

I think the first rule of comedy is that it has to be funny and I find a lot of the broad comedy which is sent to me, painfully unfunny.

I'm not really very funny, I just keep recycling jokes.

What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.

The only guaranteed way to make something not very funny is to make it vague.

I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy.

Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids' Funny Business.

I hope you live to be as old as your jokes.

Twitter is the place where I try to be more funny. And then I use Instagram just as my diary. I pull some jokes on there, but I think people have a better sense of humor on Twitter.

If it gets laughs, it's funny.

However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.

Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.