Quotes About Quip

Shirley! Don't call me Shirley!

Someone threw a cabbage at William Howard Taft. That didn't bother Taft. He quipped, I see that one of my adversaries has lost his head.

The only appropriate response to the question, 'Can I be frank?' is, 'Yes, if I can be Barbara.

Jace suggested that the cast of "Gilligan's Island" could go do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.

"The retort courteous"… "the quip modest."… "the reply churlish."… "the reproof valiant… "the countercheck quarrelsome."… "the lie circumstantial," and "the lie direct."

Some guy hit my car fender the other day, and I said unto him, "Be fruitful and multiply." But not in those words.

Some guy hit my fender the other day, and I said unto him, "Be fruitful, and multiply." But not in those words.

I've always wondered though, " Orn mused aloud, "what does God need with a starship?""Are you going to make that stupid quip every time we pass a missionary ship?""Until they learn a new position.

Whether you like it or not, the digital age has produced a new format for modern romance, and natural selection may be favoring the quick-thumbed quip peddler over the confident, ice-breaking alpha male.

No," Jack struggled to quip, "but

A pun is a short quip followed by a long groan.

Higgledy-piggledy, Franklin D. Roosevelt High over Jutland flew In from the East. 'Well,' quipped a Minister Plenipotentiary, 'Something is Groton in Denmark, at least.

Do you know what they say about big hands? Big gloves!

There are only two perfectly useless things in the world," he quipped. "One is an appendix and the other is Poincaré!

You smoke? (Randy) Only when I'm on fire. (Steele) I don't appreciate your humor, Mr. Steele. (Randy) I'm an acquired taste. (Steele)

Smooth move, Ex-lax," I heard Art3mis say.

I say some silly things now and again.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a quip and worried to death by a frown on the right man's brow.

That's a joke, son!

I actually noticed how much I love my Sonicare because my friend got me a Quip, which I'll take with me when I'm traveling, but is not as great a toothbrush.

Well," he said, "we think that companies suck." Yahoo!'s president, Dan Rosensweig, broke the tension with a quip. "At Yahoo!, we like to think we suck less." Everyone had a good laugh.

It requires genius to make a good pun - some men of bright parts can't reach it.

Al Czervik Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.