Quotes About Dog

Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"

A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

It's unnatural for people to run around the city streets unless they are thieves or victims. It makes people nervous to see someone running. I know that when I see someone running on my street, my instincts tell me to let the dog go after him.

As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.

Che?" I asked. "Odd name for a dog." "Why, vato? What else could I name him? He's a red dog.

Referring to another crim he knew. "Tiger...I used to tell him he should use some of his money on plastic surgery and a face lift because he is dog ugly. He had a head like a robber's dog.

Do you want to come for a walk with me?" "With Pepper? I'm busy…" "No, not with the dog. Further

Kenny, when's the last time you had a physical," Roddy asks. "What're you...the designated driver of my life?" "Mad Dog House

Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.

Somewhere around the place I've got an unfinished short story about Schrodinger's Dog; it was mostly moaning about all the attention the cat was getting.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.

That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.

It was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit.

Standing in the corridor was a large plastic bin on wheels. He looked inside. Empty tins of dog food. That explained the spaghetti with meat sauce. Oh well, he'd eaten worse.

No dog is as well bred or as well mannered or as distinguished and handsome.

It is not an easy thing to inflate a dog.

am still confused, how you fallen in love' with fat dog?...

My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They're loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend Eric says, 'The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.' Funny thought.

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'