Quotes About Dog

So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

The venom clamors of a jealous woman poison more deadly than a mad dog's tooth.

And my love follows you though the skyless night of the street, like the memory of a dog you once had that died.

Be thou comforted,little dog;thou too in Resurrection shall have a little golden tail.

The greater love is a mother's; then comes a dog's; then a sweetheart's.

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man

The dachshund is a perfectly engineered dog. It is precisely long enough for a single standard stroke of the back, but you aren't paying for any superfluous leg.

I'd live with loneliness a long time. That was something which was always there... one learns to keep it at bay, there are times when one even enjoys it - but there are also times when a desperate self-sufficiency doesn't quite suffice, and then the search for the anodyne begins... the radio, the dog, the shampoo, the stockings-to-wash, the tin soldier...

He just stared at me, his eyes shining blank circles, and seemed to know exactly who it was, standing behind the juniper bushes. But he stayed quiet. He was a good dog. And I loved him.

A cat, I discovered, was very much like a dog. But smaller, and without the self-esteem issues.)

It was then I realized that the one thing worse than having a dog hate you is having a dog love you. Seriously, if there was a needier species in the universe, I have yet to meet it.

In the world which we know, among the different and primitive geniuses that preside over the evolution of the several species, there exists not one, excepting that of the dog, that ever gave a thought to the presence of man.

Fate is trying to kill me. I miss my dog. What's a doctor going to say? You're not ill, you're mad as a muffin? They'll either lock me up or tell me to get a grip and no one will believe the truth anyway.

Love is when you feel, like, oh, oh, my heart hurts," Alby said. "Or like when you see a dog and you feel like you have to touch its head." He looked at Greer. "Like the way Cory is touching your head now." Cory stopped the movement of his hand, just froze there in her hair.

But a dog confers status on a man. It shows he is responsible and capable of love. It will probably even help him get laid.

A dog can bite you but you must not bite the dog! Your every movement in life must be peaceful; otherwise you lose your ethical superiority! Nonviolent civil disobedience is a genius; no power can beat it; use it when necessary!

Two hours later, Gill stood outside the stable where a horse groomer had seen Maximillian. That had been ten minutes ago. Enough time for his dog, who loved to run, to be on the opposite side of the grounds. Still, Gill wanted to look.

Just because It rains, Tacos don't like me Don't Dog the Boys

In most towns, the police do not rely on an old woman, two kids, and a sleepy dog to solve crimes

You are a terrible human being," Daphne croaked. "Woof!" the dog agreed.