Quotes About Dog

I don't really understand that process called reincarnation but if there is such a thing I'd like to come back as my daughter's dog.

My daughter is here in town doing a play, and her dog is staying with us. We live up in the hills, so he has access to thousands of acres of wilderness.

I may be boring, but it would be to wake up by my dog and then my daughter.

My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog.

I love playing music, I love my dog, and I love my family.

When you hear the music of these celebrated Dutch superstar-DJs nowadays... my God, I wouldn't even feed their music to my dog. I don't consider that to be my sort of dance music.

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.

If you love to read, if you love nature and if you have a dog, you've got it made.

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

A puppy is but a dog, plus high spirits, and minus common sense.

My sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.

Nothing but love has made the dog lose his wild freedom, to become the servant of man.

Somewhere in the rain, there will always be an abandoned dog that prevents you from being happy.

A pekingeese is not a pet dog; he is an undersized lion.

Here, Gentlemen, a dog teaches us a lesson in humanity.

Many dog owners believe that as much as 60 percent of their pet's brain is set aside solely to demonstrate applications of the verb "to eat"-in both the active and passive forms.

The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.

I don't even have a dog. I tell people I'm allergic so they won't think less of me. Instead I have a cat, the pet that ranks just above a throw pillow in terms of responsibility required.

No one here likes a wet dog.

The unpleasant sound Bush is emitting as he traipses from one conservative gathering to another is a thin, tinny "arf" - the sound of a lap dog.

Dusty rarely barks, but did she ever send up a clamor now, barking like there was no tomorrow.

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.