Quotes About Dog

He ran his fingers back and forth over the broad crown of the head of a coon dog named Sounder.

Drinking tea is like kissing your dog. It's warm and wet, sure, but where's the kick? If I need to, I'll just pick up another Venti at the Starbucks and use the bathroom there.

But if you'd waited before buying an annuity and suddenly go to that great spaceship in the sky before handing over your cash, then your family or friends or your dog will get your money - rather them than some greedy

Mario, what do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?" "I give." "You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

With the Irishmen at bat the dog acts as a charm. He sits at the far end of the dugout. Whoever touches him on his way to the plate will have luck with hi as he swings. Each batter leaving the dugout places his hand on London's head.

The manager gave him a copy of the contract. From a carbon he read aloud, "'In addition said player will be permitted to convey his German shepherd dog on all road trips in his own conveyance.'" He laughed, "A clause to make baseball history. When do we see this famous dog?" "You'll meet him tonight. He'll be on the field.

The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.

Oh God, you know what would be really good for me is a dog locater - it would save me the hours that I have to spend looking for my dog.

Dog is God spelled backward.

A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.

Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.

Whiskers of the cat, Webbed toes on my swimming dog; God is in the details.

GOD is super intelligent - says GO & DO GOOD things, if not I may pick you as an ODD human & like a honest DOG knows what to do next!

Sir, he's a good dog, and a fair dog.

Andrea: "....I think a dog is a great idea. I just never pictured you with a mutant poodle." Kate: "He isn't a poodle. He's a Doberman mix." Andrea: "Aha. Keep telling yourself that.

We have a really, really great dog. It doesn't bark. My dog almost smiles, which is weird. He's just a very happy dog.

Why does watching a dog be a dog fill one with happiness?

On the green banks of Shannon, when Sheelah was nigh, No blithe Irish lad was so happy as I, No harp like my own could so cheerily play, And wherever I went was my poor dog Tray.

Walking a dog is a lesson in the simplicities of happiness, but you need to throw sticks to get maximum benefit from the lesson.

For me a house or an apartment becomes a home when you add one set of four legs, a happy tail, and that indescribable measure of love that we call a dog.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

All the home I know is a hotel. Why, I don't even have a dog... I don't know the first thing about cooking or taking care of a house.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!