Quotes About Bald

See, I was fine being bald, because I have a good-shaped head.

I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.

My whole career, I was pretty much bald. So, people just got to know me as being a bald guy.

I'm the bald fat bloke off 'MasterChef.'

This was the foreman—a boiler-maker by trade—a good worker. He was a lank, bony, yellow-faced man, with big intense eyes. His aspect was worried, and his head was as bald as the palm of my hand; but his hair in falling seemed to have stuck to his chin, and had prospered in the new locality, for his beard hung down to his waist.

He's slicker than a bald-tired semi on a mile of wet asphalt

The man had no hair. And he had no ears.

Our trademark asymmetrical hairstyle came about by accident. My sister was trying to get her beautician's licence, and I was her guinea pig. She permed my hair and didn't wash out one of the sides properly, so the whole right side of my hair was eaten out. After she washed it, I was half bald.

When an opposition member taunted Nehru with regard to his remark that Aksai Chin was barren land, with no grass growing on it, a Congress MP added this telling supplement: 'No hair grows on my head. Does it mean that the head has no value?' This was widely viewed as a dig at Nehru who, of course, was completely bald himself.59

Besides, a bald cap would have never looked real.

the principal and his bald head came to mind.

I am not the archetypal leading man. This is mainly for one reason: as you may have noticed, I have no hair.

Men with shaved heads are always better. Just ask my wife.

Wearing a hat implies that you are bald if you are a man and that your hair is dirty if you are a woman.

Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald".

I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!

What's interesting is a man with no facial hair is less intimidating than a man with facial hair, and a man who is bald is more intimidating than a man with hair.

hopes dance best on bald men's hair

Mr. Dallstrom is a bald, scarecrow of a man with a poochy stomache. Think of a pregnant Abraham Lincoln.

One of their sting-elimination strategies is to pause, when insulted, to consider whether what the insulter said is true. If it is, there is little reason to be upset. Suppose, for example, that someone mocks us for being bald when we in fact are bald: "Why is it an insult," Seneca asks, "to be told what is self-evident?"3

During a photo-call with fellow Olympic gold medallist Duncan Goodhew- Pity Steve Ovett didn't show up. Then we could have had the good, the bald and the ugly.

Now and again the gentlemen, warned by a menacing hum, slapped their cheeks, their brows or their bald crowns; but they did so as furtively as possible, for Mr. Halston Raycie, on whose verandah they sat, would not admit that there were mosquitoes at High Point.

As a bald man who happens to play golf, or a golfer who happens to be bald, I'll never know the pleasures of a golf visor.

Dear Daddy-Long-Legs, You never answered my question and it was very important. ARE YOU BALD?