Quotes About Comparison

Every man is prompted by the love of himself to imagine that he possesses some qualities, superior, either in kind or degree, to those which he sees allotted to the rest of the world; and, whatever apparent disadvantages he may suffer in the comparis

If you think the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, start taking better care of your own yard.

Running doesnt mean arriving. Just because somebody is running doesn't mean they are running in the right direction. Just because someone has managed to start something before you doesnt mean they will finish before you. Stop competing with others but compete with yourself that way you will become better and not bitter.

People judge you because they don't feel good about themselves.

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to to dance better than myself.

Envy is like flame which scorches the wisdom of inner self. Envy reflects lack of belief in self. It will eat away your very essentials of self worth.

Realize that your life is just as important as anyone else's life, even if they're prettier, smarter or richer than you.

I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy.

You know what they say about men with big feet...big socks.

Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.

The child had his mother's eyes, his mother's nose, and his mother's mouth. Which leaves his mother with a pretty blank expression.

Don't compare twitter with reality. You have tons of followers doesn't mean they are many people out there supporting you.

Everything was perfect, we were as happy as can be, then you remembered her and forgot about me.

To the goggling unbeliever Texans say - as people always say about their mangier dishes - but it's just like chicken, only tenderer. Rattlesnake is, in fact, just like chicken, only tougher.

How do you like them? like a pear, a lemon, a la Montgolfier, half an apple, or a cantaloupe? Go and choose, don't be embarrassed.

My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her.

Don't hate me because I'm handsome, hate me because your girlfriend thinks I am.

Don`t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

When I'm stalking my exes on Facebook, sometimes I think, 'I should have never let her go.'...but most times I think, 'She really let herself go.'

Boys who say 'I hate Justin Bieber' are those ones who can't master his hair flip no matter how much they practice.

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

I'm not really a good singer. But most people aren't, either.

There are more bad musicians than there is bad music.

Theres one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbors.