Quotes About Comparison

Dont complain about the snow on your neighbors roof when your own doorstep is unclean.

I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.

Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had the blues? One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses.

Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.

Families with babies, and families without babies are sorry for each other.

The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!

Success makes so many people hate you. I wish it wasn't that way. It would be wonderful to enjoy success without seeing envy in the eyes of those around you.

For a long time I was scared I'd find out I was like my mother.

The fact is that I find more most men are more open, more generous, and much more stimulating than the majority of females I know.

There is just no comparison between having a dinner date with a man and staying home playing canasta with the girls.

I don't know exactly what covetous is, but in my experience it is not so much desiring someone else's virtue or happiness as rejecting it, taking offense at the beauty of it.

He could not deliver the piece because he could not sit as long as I can, and the public divided us because they were talking about how I am stronger. It was terrible for our relationship because his punishment was being unfaithful.

reading the Guardian makes you morose compared with the Telegraph. Maybe

de todos modos para vos no es novedad que el mundo                   y yo                      te queremos de veras   pero yo siempre un poquito más que el mundo.

En los dos primeros años ni siquiera tenía luna, así que no me quejo. Siempre hay alguien que está peor

Siempre hay alguien que está peor, como concluía Esopo. Y hasta peorísimo, como concluyo yo.

Todos sus Más se corresponden con mis Menos. Todos sus Menos se corresponden con mis Más.

Galileo was hailed as a Columbus of the heavens. The Scottish librarian Thomas Segeth raved: "Columbus gave man lands to conquer by bloodshed, Galileo new worlds harmful to none. Which is better?

Even an E-type Jaguar looks merely flash beside a really smart pony and trap.

Cuando alguna visita le pregunta cómo se siente en la cárcel, levanta los hombros y contesta, cansada: "No hay gran diferencia con mi vida de casada".

I have never been beautiful, not even when I was young, when most people have some brief flowering. I never had such a flowering. I was always dull and plain. I remain dull and plain.

A bottle of perfume brought in more foreign revenue than a barrel of petroleum. A Paris frock was worth more than ten tons of coal. These very equations were evidence, in the eyes of some people, of the indefensible extravagance of haute couture.