Quotes About Comparison

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

There has never been an age that did not applaud the past and lament the present.

He's as good at his age as Jack (Nicklaus) was, and look at what Jack has done in the gime of golf. That's the highest praise I can give anyone, to compare him to Jack Nicklaus.

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

She's got a great looking husband, a little boy and all the money in the world. She hasn't got the looks, but you can't have everything.

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles.

There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car

Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.

You traded in your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same.

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.

To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes.

The very women who object to the morals of a notoriously beautiful actress, grow big with pride when an admirer suggests their marked resemblance to this stage beauty in physique

Women, then, are only children of a larger growth

A woman is always younger than a man at equal years.

I have gotten a lot more attention than...other women that I find incredibly beautiful. And this has happened to me ever since I was a girl, when I was flat, had no teeth, was skinny and small as I could be. I always got more attention than anyone else. If I hadn't, I would have made sure I did.

Beauty is as relative as light and dark. Thus, there exists no beautiful woman, none at all, because you are never certain that a still far more beautiful woman will not appear and completely shame the supposed beauty of the first.

The woman that tries t' keep up with the' procession don't see near as much as her husband who stands on the' curb.

I think the worst woman that ever existed would have made a man of very passable reputation - they are all better than us and their faults such as they are must originate with ourselves.

It sometimes happens that a woman is handsomer at twenty-nine than she was ten years before.

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.