Quotes About Comparison

What's the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747.

And you look beautiful, " she added."I look like a cake.""But a beautiful cake.

Yes it is" Eragon said before his courage left him "just like you

...space flight still had a long way to go to catch up with the safety record of the milkshake industry.

Awesome ends with me but Ugly starts with u...

It was as if she was a wannabe Persian cat who had just tasted sour milk.

If God would cry, you can´t compare it to a tsunami.

I thought the trees down in Lady Zelana's country were about as big as a tree could get, " he said, "but the ones around here are so tall that they probably tickle the moon's tummy when she goes by.

We human beings regard ourselves as (or compare ourselves to) animals only when it suits us.

There was an edge to his expression, like he didn't trust anyone who was more attractive than he was.

It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.

Is the diameter of your index finger equal to or greater than the diameter of a super absorbency tampon?

You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip.

Philadelphia is just the tip of the Pittsburgh.

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men - it fixes everything

So you're her brother?" says Lynn. "I guess we know who got the good genes."I laugh at the expression on Caleb's face, his mouth drawn into a slight pucker and his eyes wide.

The past resembles the future more than one drop of water resembles another.

The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.

All nations have present, or past, or future reasons for thinking themselves incomparable.

And just like you, I will die at some unknown date in the future. I just come equipped with a few extra powers. (Sebastian) I see. I'm a Toyota. You're a Lamborghini.(Channon)

Economists are about as useful as astrologers in predicting the future (and, like astrologers, they never let failure on one occasion diminish certitude on the next).

I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.

One of the marks of excellent people is that they never compare themselves with others. They only compare themselves with themselves and with their past accomplishments and future potential.

When future historians look back on our way of curing inflation...they'll probably compare it to bloodletting in the Middle Ages.