Quotes About Comparison

Villeneuve is now twelve seconds ahead of Villeneuve.

Diana Rigg is built like a brick mausoleum with insufficient flying buttresses.

I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard!

I always feel I do it too slow, but then others do it faster.

There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier.

Living in England, provincial England, must be like being married to a stupid but exquisitely beautiful wife.

I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job.

Japan is, you often feel, an improved version of the United States.

I am the shortest and least funny person in my family.

You look like a horse in a man costume

An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets 90% of what they make.

Crocodiles have a smile I've seen on the face of every lawyer I've ever met.

The S.S. Sierra was a ten-thousand-ton vessel. Today, lifeboats bigger than the Sierra are found on the Queen Mary and other luxury liners.

There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk?

Sukhvinder wished that she could be more like Krystal: funny and tough; impossible to intimidate; always coming out fighting.

Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion.

Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4.

Right now Andy Larkin is pitching just like young Andy Larkin.

Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6".

With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.

Well, it's funny because, "The Green Leaves of Summer" and "The Alamo" theme are the same thing. There's just - the Brothers Four was a different recording of it.

Trains are not any more energy efficient than the average automobile, with both getting about 48 passenger miles to the gallon.

I feel like Bill Walton - old and shitty.

It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny once in a while.