Quotes About Comparison

Partial examination will result in partial views of truth, which are necessarily imperfect; only careful comparisons will show the complete mind of God.

I have more to say than Hemingway, and God knows, I say it better than Faulkner.

God created astrologers to make pollsters look accurate.

She has BIG feet! Oh my god, have you seen Sandra Bullocks feet? They're like the size of rulers!

I knew a mathematician who said 'I do not know as much as God. But I know as much as God knew at my age'.

I'm John Morrison, and if God have 2 sons i would be the better looking one.

Why did God invent economists? To make weathermen feel good about themselves.

The Allah of Islam is the same as the God of Christians and the Ishwar of Hindus.

Those who have everything but thee, my God, laugh at those who have nothing but thyself.

We won't be like Jesus if it's more important to us to be like each other. God doesn't compare what he creates.

I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.

You know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his [about Muslims in Somalia]. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol.

It graduates to 'our state is better than your state,' and 'our nation is better than your nation.' And it circles all the way around to where it started: 'Our God is better than your God.'

Each of us is incomplete compared to someone else - an animal's incomplete compared to a person... and a person compared to God, who is complete only to be imaginary.

Envy is what makes you, when an acquaintance is lustily telling you that she's dating a Greek god of a guy, ask, 'Which one, Hades?'

Why don't the names of Buddha, Mohammed, Confucius offend people? The reason is that these others didn't claim to be God, but Jesus did.

God expects us to measure the church not against tradition but against the standards & promises of His Word.

The best way to prove that a stick is crooked is to set a straight one beside it. No words need to be spoken.

What we can accomplish as good as it may be does not compare to what God can accomplish

How enlightened is wearing God like some do Versace?

God gave a loaf to every bird, But just a crumb to me.

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it.

Buddhists talk about nirvana in very much the same terms as monotheists describe God.

God is like a shitty girlfriend.