Quotes About Comparison

What is the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't wander down Grafton Street thinking he's Bono.

Are science and religion compatible? It's like, are science and plumbing compatible? They're just two different things.

Anytime you feel jealous or envious, you reject your uniqueness. It's a criticism of God's plan for you.

[On Werner Erhard, founder of est:] If I wanted a new belief system, I'd choose to believe in God - He's been in business longer than Werner, and He has better music.

If you thought Stairway to Heaven was a long song, dear god you should listen to it played on a lute.

Humility is honestly assessing ourselves in light of God's holiness and our sinfulness.

What gnats are compared with humans, so is the whole creation compared with God.

What's the difference between the Lone Ranger and God? There really is a Lone Ranger.

God is like us to this extent, that whatever in us is good is like God.

If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?

People will go into an audition and a casting situation, and they'll see someone across the room that's perhaps slightly famous, or famous, and they think, 'Oh God, I'm not gonna get the part.

Would we not do well to have the pleasing of God as our motive rather than to try to elevate ourselves above our brother and outdo another?

Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care.

Anything you think you know about about God, that you can't find in the person of Jesus, you have reason to question.

My God is better than your God

The Spanish wine, my God, it is foul, catpiss is champagne compared, this is the sulphurous urination of some aged horse.

The only religions I don't like are the ones that insist their God is bigger than your God.

I think that 'Hangover II' is as funny as 'The Hangover I,' honest to God, but I think that it's a little bit darker, and the stakes are a little bit higher.

Men have ascribed to God imperfections that they would deplore in themselves.

Even the God of Calvin never judged anyone as harshly as married couples judge each other.

I can see where influential people would like Maharishi better than Jesus. My God, if the Beatles and Mia Farrow went to Jesus, He'd tell them to give all their money away.

In all God's providences, it is good to compare His word and His works together; for we shall find a beautiful harmony between them, and that they mutually illustrate each other.

I do think sometimes when scrolling through the TV and there's something on and I look at it and I think oh, my god. I thought I was fat? What is my problem?

When we choose a god we choose one as much like ourselves as possible, or even more so!